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Anonymous
| | Posted on Monday, March 07, 2005 - 21:44: | |
((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
Paul "
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you
haven't got an Uncle Paul "
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with
Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and
knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to
the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she
tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He
was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't
know that you took out the water last week to clean
it. he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's
dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??" ... Is this 486
-5731 ??
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The phone call